Death is a Poor Man's Doctor
My name is Jack. I sew pretty costumes and sigh happily about things that live in the ocean. I collect tea cups and wave my cane angrily at my friends. I'm a child at heart and an old man in my head.

(Header by my lovely friend, Tailsegderp)

Duct tapping the back of my art project because it shredded when I dropped a guitar on it. Jfc I’m an idiot…

4.197:20 PM
everyponyshouldknow:

moniquill:

spinsterprivilege:

afterellen:

1988 UW-Madison Women’s Studies 103 Handout: “When You Meet a Lesbian: Hints for the Heterosexual Women.”
ASSUME NOTHING

"If you must back away, do so slowly and with discretion" omfg

You have to back away slowly because you need to watch for other lesbians who may suddenly appear from the sides, duh.



…clever girl.

everyponyshouldknow:

moniquill:

spinsterprivilege:

afterellen:

1988 UW-Madison Women’s Studies 103 Handout: “When You Meet a Lesbian: Hints for the Heterosexual Women.”

ASSUME NOTHING

"If you must back away, do so slowly and with discretion" omfg

You have to back away slowly because you need to watch for other lesbians who may suddenly appear from the sides, duh.

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…clever girl.

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queergear:

the-grand-fangirl:

cosplaytipsandtricks:

homestuckresources:

kcaacbay:

How to cover up tattoos!
use a red lipstick covering the outlines
pat on a light concealer, using a setting powder
pat on your skin tone concealer, and clean up any mistakes using baby wipes to remove excess concealer
use a fluffy brush and smooth it out with foundation powder.
VIDEO TUTORIAL:
http://youtu.be/-pYuvb3Iv4E

we don’t usually reblog/post cosplay stuff, but a friend pointed it out to me and i haven’t seen it elsewhere SO maybe it can help someone!

Useful for cosplay AND if you’re applying for a job that views tattoos as ‘unprofessional’. 

Also good for hickeys

This just seems useful for any purpose so here you go

queergear:

the-grand-fangirl:

cosplaytipsandtricks:

homestuckresources:

kcaacbay:

How to cover up tattoos!

  • use a red lipstick covering the outlines
  • pat on a light concealer, using a setting powder
  • pat on your skin tone concealer, and clean up any mistakes using baby wipes to remove excess concealer
  • use a fluffy brush and smooth it out with foundation powder.
VIDEO TUTORIAL:

we don’t usually reblog/post cosplay stuff, but a friend pointed it out to me and i haven’t seen it elsewhere SO maybe it can help someone!

Useful for cosplay AND if you’re applying for a job that views tattoos as ‘unprofessional’. 

Also good for hickeys

This just seems useful for any purpose so here you go

237,547 notes4.194:54 PM
lustjaw:

"You are not a weapon. You are a child. You are my child…"
My latest X-23 commission by Humberto Ramos.
People tend to forget that underneath the emotionless killing machine that is X-23, is a girl that just wants to be normal, but doesn’t know how.
Her time with the New X-Men, she was about as close as possible for any X-Man to be. She was actually going to school with other kids her own age for a short time.
My hat goes off to Ramos, who knocked my request out of the park, capturing the moment beautifully. 

lustjaw:

"You are not a weapon. You are a child. You are my child…"

My latest X-23 commission by Humberto Ramos.

People tend to forget that underneath the emotionless killing machine that is X-23, is a girl that just wants to be normal, but doesn’t know how.

Her time with the New X-Men, she was about as close as possible for any X-Man to be. She was actually going to school with other kids her own age for a short time.

My hat goes off to Ramos, who knocked my request out of the park, capturing the moment beautifully. 

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allcreatures:

PHOTO BY DOLORES OCHOA/ASSOCIATED PRESS  (via SFGate)

allcreatures:

PHOTO BY DOLORES OCHOA/ASSOCIATED PRESS  (via SFGate)

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xcgirl08:

shoujofeels:

becausetheinternet:

A 2500 year old mummy that had some amazing tattoos.

WHAT.

NO FUCKING WAY.

YO HOLD ON. 

IT GETS BETTER.

This mummy, found in the  Altai mountains of Siberia, is actually that of a young woman who died at about the age of twenty-five; she is thought to have been a member of the Pazyryk tribe.

She was buried with six horses and two similarly-tattooed men (the horned griffon that decorates her shoulder also appears on the man buried closest to her, covering most of his right side), possibly escorts. She was also wearing a horse-hair wig, silk, and elaborate boots, which is all a level of ceremony that would have likely only been accorded to a woman of high rank. You didn’t get inked like this unless you were very important, and had worked your way up to that importance. 

…Hence, of course, the references to her by researchers as ‘The Ukok Princess,’ although due to the lack of weapons in her grave they have concluded that the woman was in fact a healer or a storyteller.  

And now I’m all consumed with curiosity: Who was she? What amazing things did she accomplish? Why these symbols, and what did they mean? Who were the two men alongside her?

The most informative article about it can be found here, although I would completely eat up any other information you guys could find. 

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Aaaahhh I forgot to do the ting for kero I forgot I meant to do it when we were still in the house god damn it 

4.193:12 AM

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tokyodoll13:

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qthewetsprocket:

whowasntthere:

notcuddles:

ostealjewelry:

mybroomstickcloset:

Fairy rings occupy a prominent place in European folklore as the location of gateways into elfin kingdoms, or places where elves gather and dance. According to the folklore, a fairy ring appears when a fairy, pixie, or elf appears. It will disappear without trace in less than five days, but if an observer waits for the elf to return to the ring, he or she may be able to capture it. They are soooooo beautiful!

fairy rings are usually caused by decaying organic matter, generally a tree stump. many types of fungi have symbiotic relationships with tree roots and mushrooms are the fruiting bodies of such fungus. So if a huge old tree was cut down, you’ll often find fairy rings. they can last for years and years as the earth  reabsorbs all the nutrients left behind by the beautiful tree.

sorry, didn’t mean to crush dreams - but i have a degree in horticulture and i was really excited when i first learned this.

maybe fairies and fungi are joining together to mourn the loss of the tree

xo

NO BUT FINDING OUT ABOUT WHY FAIRY RINGS EXIST IS ALSO REALLY COOL.

From a writer’s perspective, it’s even more interesting to find out why they exist on a horticultural level, because it opens up a whole realm of fictional possibilities. Science doesn’t have to invalidate mythology or fiction, no more than mythology or fiction invalidates science.

For example, doesn’t that just essentially make this a tree grave? And if folklore has taught us anything, it’s that “fairies” and other spirits usually occupy trees, or have them as their life force. And that’s to say nothing of the folklore of trees being spirits in and of themselves, or kitsunes that live in tree hollows, or dryads, etc., etc.. So, if it’s disrespectful or feels like a slight to step on human graves, wouldn’t that logic transfer to stepping inside the Fairy Circle, AKA, the tree’s grave? It’s essentially giving more fuel to the story, not detracting from it, in my humble opinion!

Science doesn’t have to invalidate mythology or fiction, no more than mythology or fiction invalidates science.
source: oldmosswoman via: coldforest
166,893 notes4.192:20 AM

slayerettespodcast:

buffyvore:

Some BTVS fan art by tunasammiches

Theeeeeeese are pretty badass.

source: buffyvore via: honestlynatalie
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